The New Software

The new Perfect Secretary bowling software is here and it's about time. It cost $100.00 and it has some new features that I'm going to try.The transfer of all of the bowlers went very well. I think I'm going to delete many of the bowlers that haven't bolwed with the league for a long time. If anyone objects to this send me an email. You can go to the web site for the league and click on the email link at the bottom of the page.

Did I tell ya the story about.....

By now I'm sure that everyone knows that I alone prevented one of our esteemed team captains from bowling his 1st 300 game. Eventhough it was a no-tap 300, it was a 300 nonetheless. May the bowling gods reign down upon me and curse me to a never ending 155 average...oh wait a minute...that's already happened. Oh well, better luck next time, Joe. I'l try to keep my mouth shut.

Remember: "...if you ain't first, you're last." [sic]